1) What a lovely baby
2) Could you just hold him please while I wipe the poo off my face
3) This little piggy went to market, baa baa black sheep, row row row your boat, etc etc etc
4) Come on now mr windypops, where are you hiding?
5) These Huggies are terrible, I'm going back to Pampers
6) Do you think his tongue is too big for his mouth?
7) Has anyone got a spare muslin?
8) Love to see you for lunch - if we meet at 12 we'll have almost 2 hours before his next bottle
9) No thanks (to the wine), I'll have a soda and lime
10) No thanks (to the sex), I'd rather have a sleep
Ha ha ah! I love it.. I have been stay at home mom for 10 years and there are STILL things that I can't believe come out of my mouth!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for joining in the blog hop.. I am your newest follower and I can't wait to see some pictures of your crafty projects too!
thank you for following me - I am still getting the hang of all this, but enjoying it immensely
DeleteYou had me at "what a lovely baby" :))))))))
ReplyDeleteThank you - really enjoy your site and blog
DeleteThink I have said all of those too!
ReplyDelete... and at least another 10 more I am sure!
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